1, 2, 3 Belly!

Dear WISY,

I got myself into a serious situation.  Matter of fact, most guys I know would boast about this situation but I don’t like stress and drama.  I wish I could just run away from this but I know that’s not an option.  I am mature enough to know I have to face the music.

I have three girls pregnant at the same time.  One is my bonafide woman who I live with and who my family knows and respects.  One is a girl I met about six months ago.  I didn’t really want her but she insisted on me giving her the goods and I never expected it to be such good stuff if you know what I mean and the other one is a girl I call when I want a quick thing with no questions asked.  She just opens shop and lets me shop until I drop.  But now, all of them are a few months pregnant.  HOW????

I don’t know how I’m going to explain this one.  I know my bonafide is going to skin me alive and the other two will probably create problems out of spite.  I tried to convince them to get rid of it but they are stubborn and they are not thinking about the future. 

Please, I need some advice quick!  Make matters worse, I just lost my job!

Signed,

Mr. Three’s Company