Monday, April 13, 2015

Roommate from Hell!

Dear WISY,

I think I have the worst roommate in history.  She is a disgusting, lazy girl with low self esteem  and no morals.  She doesn't clean, she hardly bathes and she has one night stands on a regular basis.  I can't wait until I can kick her nasty ass out!  It's gotten to the point where I don't even want to come to the house anymore.  I try to spend as much time at my boyfriend's house but I really missed my own bed.  I went home and guess what I saw?????
This girl was having sex on my bed and using my condoms from my night stand!!  I could have killed her!  I need to burn my mattress and sheets and spray pesticides in my room!  

I know I may sound dramatic but I really am at my wit's end.  I'm tempted to evict her but then I will not have enough money to pay the rent.  I know I can look for another roommate but what if I don't find one on time? What do I do??

Oh and by the way, I know she reads these and I don't care.  YOU ARE NASTY!

Signed,
Roommate Nightmares



WISY's Response:

Dear Roommate Nightmares,

Write a formal eviction letter and give it to her immediately.  In most places, you have to allow 30 days for the tenant to vacate the premises.  In the meantime, place an ad for a roommate on social boards and rental websites.  

I'm sure you'll have more than enough candidates to choose from.  This time choose wisely.  If you start now, you'll have time to request references and weed out the bad apples.

Walk good,
#TeamWISY